Welcome to the Dick Cheney interpretive campaign official webpage. Interpreting his actions to expose the horrible "truths" about his political platform.

Dick Cheney supports using growling as an effective scare tactic.

So Dick, how many terms do you think you'll end up being in office for?

Dick Cheney supports having no fashion sense.

Dick Cheney supports being honest about your penis size.

Dick Cheney supports making old people wear stickers on their heads.

Dick Cheney supports telling people what his Boss' IQ is.

Dick Cheney supports height requirements.

Dick Cheney still supports being honest about your penis size.

Dick Cheney supports the Yankees but only when he gets to sit next to Rudy.

Dick Cheney supports asking people to 'pull his finger'.

Dick Cheney supports saving seats by putting his feet up on it.

Dick Cheney supports using injuries to get sympathy.

Dick Cheney supports frowning when things don't go his way.

Dick Cheney wishes he had a Burger King hat too.

Dick Cheney supports straightening other men's collars.

Dick Cheney has learned how to fall asleep in the oval office while standing up.

Dick Cheney still supports being brutally honest about your penis size.

And of course John Edwards' interpretive campaign official webpage

Idea stolen from dr taylor
and subsequently from grate gatsby

In the interest of conformity, I've elected to design the pages the same way as the others....
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