June 1
I love the smell of burning plastic in the morning...Universal Studios is on fire...and seeing as how I'm close to it...I get to smell it and apparently it's videos that are burning, hence the smell of plastic and while forest fires at least remind me of a nice romantic evening in front of a fire, this lot fire is reminding me that I won't be going outside today. Oh, and King Kong is also gone so for those of you who have been to Universal Studios and have seen that part of the ride, that entire ape monkey is burning and going up my nose.
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May 23
Ya know there are a lot of things on the interwebs that make me say WTF...A LOT... but this truly baffles me.... Here's some pictures of Sharon Stone taken recently. I'm sure there is a logical explanation, right? Click the pictures for the full size one, but be warned...er....just um... yeah...
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May 19
So some Australia pics are up....I was getting them all in when it occured to me you guys probably wouldn't care bout most of the em...and I wouldn't blame you really so instead, I picked a choice few that I thought were 'everyone' interesting and not just 'me' interesting....so here you go.
May 4
Guess who?!??!?!? That's right...still alive and kickin....been a crazy time for me so yeah, TSZ suffered but there be hope for me yet ;) Actually just got back from Australia (my cousin got married) but here's the funniest thing that happened...and my sister is probably going to kill me but she's lucky to be alive given the fact that I had to sit on a plane for 20 hours with her son...who is 2...and loud. So anyway, my nephew is in the 'copying' phase right now...so he repeats whatever he hears or whatever you tell him to say. Knowing this, and being as immature as I am (and my cousins apparently) one day we had him repeating, 'Mommy Gay!....Mommy Gay!.....' over and over again and when my sister returned from wherever she was my nephew showed off his new words. Needless to say my sister was pissed as hell but I figured it was payment for having to hear him scream all the way from Singapore to Adelaide. My mom too takes me aside and gives me a lecture about how I need to 'act like a grownup' etc etc...
So by the end of the trip my sister and I had reverted back to when we were teenagers with all our arguing (well, ask anyone who knows us and they'll tell you we never really stopped...but anyhow) we were about to board the plane from Perth to Singapore and my mother had gone to look for something in the lounge and my sister gets aggravated because we're supposed to be boarding and my mom's not there so, while holding my nephew she says, 'FUCK!' well with out skipping a beat my nephew yells, 'FUCK!....FUCK!...' The look on my sister's face was priceless...especially given everyone within 10' heard including a woman sitting next to us who didn't know what to do. Now when I hear this what do I do? Well I laugh obviously...cause it's funny....and my sister is pale as a ghost and quite horrified but immediately she gets pissed at ME for laughing...because the more I laugh, the more he my nephew says it and I can't help myself from laughing cause, well, I'm immature. So she's pissed at me for 'encouraging' the behavior yada, yada yada... So we get to Singapore and we're sitting in the lounge waiting for our flight home to L.A. and I was telling my mom all about the new word my sister taught my nephew and of course this just gets my sister more mad but blah, blah blah...so mym mom can't find something and says, 'Shit''...and without skipping a beat my nephew goes, 'SHIT!...SHIT!....' and what can I do but laugh. So the more I laugh the more he repeats it and my sister and mother look horrified and get mad at ME again...for laughing because the more I laugh, the more he says it...
So I felt it necessary to point out to my mom and sister that 'Mommy Gay' doesn't sound so bad now...and I further point out that even with my potty mouth, I never got my nephew to utter a bad word...and in the span of a few hours, thanks to my sister and my mother, he had now added the words FUCK and SHIT to his limited vocabulary.
Well, there are other stories but this one makes me laugh when I'm even thinking about it so I thought I'd share...
I'm going to put up a few photos of our trip including the most amazing airport in the world...complete with a pool, spa and movie theatre so when it is up, it'll be here if ya care :)
Oh...and it's nice to be back, I've missed you all :)
Errr....a long time ago
OK.....I'm on my way to Phoenix for a little fam time of sorts...so I'll have plenty of time to update and I kid you not, the updates are coming. I've got merchandise and the new, highly anticipated Celebrity Gossip page coming so look for it within the next couple days. No. Really.
Oh, and because today is our (i.e. U of AZ)'s first game of the season...how about a little fun to get you in the NCAA football mood :) ASU's New Coach