Welcome to the John Edwards interpretive campaign official webpage. Interpreting his actions to expose the horrible "truths" about his political platform.

John Edwards supports pulling little girls hair.

John Edwards supports hitchhiking.

John Edwards supports doing the Y.M.C.A.

Who's got 2 thumbs and likes fat chicks?

John Edwards supports losers.

John Edwards supports falling asleep in church.

John Edwards supports telling people to 'talk to the hand'.

John Edwards supports doing heroin.

John Edwards likes using the phrase 'You the man!'

John Edwards supports making old people wear stickers on their heads.

John Edwards still supports telling people to 'talk to the hand'.

John Edwards supports not remaining in his seat.

John Edwards supports tender moments with other men while in public.

John Edwards supports littering.

John Edwards supports giving spirit fingers instead of handshakes.

John Edwards supports grabbing little kids asses.

John Edwards still supporting telling people to 'talk to the hand'

John Edwards supports women with big boobs.

John Edwards supports Jay Leno for supporting women with big boobs.

John Edwards really loves them losers.

And of course Dick Cheney's interpretive campaign official webpage

Idea stolen from dr taylor
and subsequently from grate gatsby

In the interest of conformity, I've elected to design the pages the same way as the others....
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