Chat Roulette Piano
  - Random video chats with strangers + a pretty good piano player/singer...related bonus   since we're talking about chatting with strangers...
Laptop Steering Wheel Desk
  - It's not the actual product that wins here...it's the reviews of it
The F*!king Weather
  - See the weather from this f*!king website. Just a nice way to start your day...unless IT'S F*!KING FREEZING...I guess
Online Alarm Clock
  - Even works if you have no internet connection. I mean you probably have a clock but not one that makes cockadoodleing sounds :)
High Ideas
  - Though I'm not convinced they were all actually posted while high, many of them are amusing...at least to me...and I'm not high. Unless you count being on crack.
Simon's Pie Charts
  - As someone who finds herself being asked to do things like this as well, I wish I had the balls to respond the way he does. I love this guy BTW.
Vulva Perfume I've often thought about bottling up my scent and selling it on the internet, but I guess someone beat me to it (site is NSFW)...duh.
Bad Day For This Telemarketer
  - This is sort of oldish, but how I'd love to take my revenge on telemarketers by doing this...oh how I'd love it...

Don't Even Reply
  - This guys has fun with people on the interwebs...link goes to one of my faves
Why The F*!k Do You Have a Kid?
  - You know those people you see on talk/court shows where you think, 'omg please tell me they're kidding about having kids'.....they're not.
Texts From Last Night
  - If you haven't seen this yet you're missing out. Link goes to some of the best :)
How Much Alchy Would It Take You?
  - Apparently 11 Cosmos or 16 Coors Lights would do me in... Not that I plan to test it but it seems a tad off...either way, things would not end well.
F!vk My Life
  - Ever feel down about your life? Well it could always be worse.....link goes to one of my faves.
Choose Your Own Adventure...On Drugs
  - F*!k This Zoo: A Choose Your Own Adventure book...on drugs.
Alternative Payment on Overdue Account
  - Though I don't believe it worked, it was a good attempt and made for a good post for the guy...whose rest of the site is quite LOLLERS too.

A Collection of Semen-based Recipes
  - I'm going to be cooking up a storm...though I need some donors. I debated whether this was goodshit worthy or wtf worthy but decided on goodshit because I was lolling...especially at all the helpful tips.
Will Someone Fix This Image For Me?
  - I was almost in tears...this is why you don't seek image retouching help from the internetz.
Heart Attack Grill
  - Finally! A restaurant that caters to those people determined to eat themselves to death! It appears to be in Arizona so perhaps the next time I'm there I'll take a visit and order a quadruple bypass burger with a side order of flatliner fries. And yes, this place is for real.
8 Phases of Dating
  - An illustrated look at the 8 phases of dating. Short, to the point and sadly accurate.
Best of Google Street View
  - Some of the more amusing/strange/disturbing things caught by Google's cameras.
The Fail Blog
  - A collection of the best in 'FAIL' pictures. Some of my fave's here, here and here.
20 Questions
  - Play 20 questions with a computer. This thing is surprisingly accurate. Scary almost.
Upside Down Dogs
  - Pictures of.....wait for it.....wait for it......wait for it......Upside Down Dogs! Between this and lolcats it's just a matter of time before some organization files a lawsuit claiming that we're exploiting animals for our own amusement....

Sensible Units
  - Wanna know how tall I am? I'm 7.9 five month old human fetuses end to end. Now that sounds way more interesting than 5'2"
How Much Are You Worth In Bed?
  - Me? Well it just showed the infinity sign...
Television Without Context
  - Random, streaming clips from television from the highly disturbing to the incredibly interesting. The rest of this guy's site is awesome too including the old school video games.
Strawberry Daiquiri Recipe
  - Screw the recipe, it's the comments that had me lolling....ahhhhhh, I love me some internetz
Rotten Neighbor
  - I suppose this has potential...user submitted as well as where the sex offenders are which apparently makes them a bad neighbor but I bet they have the best candy come Halloween time.
The Shit Box
  - I'm a girl and therefore I don't need one of these...buuut I can defintely see how this would come in handy for times when you need to shit but don't have a bathroom.

Myspace Obsession
  - Clearly kids these days have a warped sense of what's really important...here, older brother and friends document one such case...his little brother. Seriously this had me in tears.
Rap In Charts
  - Rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs. Some take a second to get, but there are some gems here and in case you don't know what song they're referring to, a link to a youtube video is provided.
Customize a Celeb Message For Anyone
  - Ever get the 'Snakes on a Plane' call from Samuel L.? How about a call from Optimus Prime? Well it's not too late...and there's plenty of others to chose from. My mother almost had a heart attack though, apparently she thought some crazy robot man was coming to her house.

Unintentional Gay Rap Lyrics
  - Continuing with the rap lyrics theme...The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever...with explanation of course.
Internet Commenter Business Meeting
  - In case you haven't seen this yet...this is what a business meeting would look like if it was like the internetz lolwtfbbq.
Breakup Letter, A Dramatic Reading
  - This ytmnd isn't new, but it makes me *actually* LOL every time I hear it.
Hi. Am I On The Air?
  - Live TV is priceless sometimes.
Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy
  - Let your dog show their disgust for the POS and have fun doing it!

Dickorations
  - Because sometimes you need to dress 'him' up.
Fake-A-Wish
  - Generate fake news articles about celebs or anyone else for that matter. I'm pretty sure that this will actually become real someday.
The Invisible Rope
  - Watch out for the invisible rope...
Unfortunately Placed Ads
  - Unfortunate for the advertisers...comedy for everyone else :)
Techno Kitty
  - Cats are funny...especially ones that dance techno.

Toilet Trained Cat
  - I'm posting this not because it's amazing that a cat can use the toilet, but rather because I've yet to be able to watch the end part without LOLing...for real.
The Landlord
  - Will Ferrell has the meanest landlord EVER!...Meet Pearl ;)
Overheard Everywhere
  - It started with New York but now you can hear what people throughout the world say when they think they're talking in private.
Baby Cages
  - I don't have kids yet, but when I do, I'm sure I'll invest in one of these because I'm sure there will be times I want to go out and won't be able to get a sitter.

Stuff On My Cat
  - Putting stuff on cats is funny. I don't know why, but it is.
Elevator Hacking
  - How to skip all the floors and go straight to the one you want...;)
Find-a-Human
  - Automated telephone shortcuts database... Brilliant idea...
'Googlized' Logo
  - Googlize any logo or word you want...for the hell of it I guess.
Webcollage
  - Pulls random pics from the web and makes a clickable collage....I know about it because my site has apparently been on it a few times...fyi, some pics on the collage are NSFW
Pengagpop
  - This game is addicting...it's currently keeping me from being productive.
Pain In The English
  - Questions and answers to some of the English languages most confusing and often debated about topics...
Trashcan Basketball
  - See if your paper-tossing skills are up to par...it's quite addicting and a lot less messy than the 'real' thing.

AIM Fight
  - See who would win an AIM popularity contest. I wanna see just how popular a person could be so go ahead and add 'thespinzone2005' to your buddy list and I'll let you know how "popular" I become
Flash Earth
  - Combining satellite images from Google Maps and MSN Virtual Earth, spy on your neighbors.(I'll save you the trouble...here's me;)
Justcurious
  - Strangers helping strangers...Ask and answer questions for the masses...for some reason I found this addictive..
Office Guns
  - Get rid of some of your workplace aggression and make weapons using plain old, everyday office supplies. I tested a few, they work fantastically
Planarity
  - Arrange the lines so that none of the vertices intersect. I made it to level 6 before I realized I needed something a little less challenging, so I went to the trashcan hoops game..;)

Writings On The Stall
  - A collection of some of the funniest writings that public restrooms have to offer
Badonkadonk Land Cruiser
  - For just under $20g's cruise around the desert in style (but really, its the reviews that are the best part here)
Terrorist Bloopers
  - A parody of sorts...in a dark humor (but still funny) sort of way.
How Much Are You Worth
  - Apparently even a crack whore is worth at least $20 G's...
The C%NT Coloring Book
  - Amazon has a fantastic collection of children's books...but the user reviews are what made me laugh
Harrison Ford Likes To Finger
  - And he's got an award to prove it...

Bash.org
  - A collection of some of the funnier 'internet' quotes. Link goes to the top 100...;)
My Piggy
  - What does your pig drawing say about you? I'm lacking a vigorous sex life...apparently...;)
Be The Pope
  - Go ahead and apply for the job! I doubt I'll get hired but they DO seem to be calling my name with that 'blurred' picture and all...
70s MTV
  - Well not really, but it's a good thing MTV didn't come about till the 80s...

Baby Name Wizard
  - Aka - see how popular names were/are by decade in a really cool interface thing...and what's up with all you people using my name?!?!
We Want Your Soul
  - Need cash in a hurry and have no were to turn?! Don't sell your car....Sell your soul!
Disco Elevator
  - There should be more of these around here...although it would suck if you were on the 100th floor...unless you liked to dance;)
Save TOBY!
  - This adorable bunny will be killed unless the site owner receives $50,000 by the end of June! (before you freak out, just remember how much of animal lover I am...Aka, it's a joke, but it's funny as hell in a sick way...

The Doors
  - It's a game where you have to figure out how to get out of this house but you don't know why. This frustrated me to hell...so if you're getting annoyed, email me...I'll give a little hint or two or more likely, a link;)
Microsoft's l33t Guide For The Rents
  - Microsoft wants to be sure that all the older folks out there understand what all those weird looking words are on their kids IMs...
The Credit Card Prank
  - Just how obnoxious does your signature have to be before someone notices??? Be sure and check out the electronic screen follow up.

The Writings on the Stall
  - THE place on the internet to find the best collection of writings from bathroom stalls around the globe.
The 'Killer Lizard' and the News Anchors that Fear Them
  - There's something about the noise this guy makes that literally makes me lol, even when I know it's coming :)
A New Shirt Folding Technique
  - They make it look so easy, but I've yet to have a successful shirt folding experience...
(insert area code here)867-5309
  - Dan decided to find Jenny...so he called her number in every single area code...

'Pro' Boxing Training Video
  - Pro...not so much... but this urban boxing training video is sure to make Rocky jealous...
Mailorder Husbands
  - OMG! There are so many fantastic men to chose from! Damn!
20 Questions
  - This actually works (most of the time) even with some of the most random of random things...
Dog Island
  - Looks like Mackenzie is going on a vacation...and not to the O.C...
Cell Phone Help
  - Next time you're forced to hear someone else's cell phone convo, politely hand them one of these...
Ding Fries Are Done
  - The BK Holiday! This is old, but being that Xmas is soon, I thought I'd revive it.

Mailinator
  - An instant email address, no spam and check it any time.....THIS ROCKS.
Ransom Note Generator
  - For all your bribing and blackmailing needs..
What's That Song?
  - Enter a band, play name that tune....test your music skillz...
100 Things Every Guy Should Know
  - Maxim mag says every guy should know these things...but I found it quite interesting too, although I don't think I'll be performing a testicle check on myself any time soon
Interactive Sketching
  - Sketch what you want & invite others to join you. aside from writing bad words that make you giggle, it's also a good way to play tic-tac-toe and hangman

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
  - TISM is an Australian band who had a contest to see who could make the best video for this song. I don't know about the video but the song has been stuck in my head for 3 days now. Your welcome..;-)
Nerd Gym
  - Hey if you wanna be a top Nerd, you gotta stay in shape.
Who Will Play Osama?
  - Pacino? De Niro? Williams?....?
Real Life Vs the Internet
  - This little video demonstrates for us some of the differences between 'Real Life' and 'Internet Real Life' and it couldn't be more funny...or true....
The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation
  - Finally, a support group for those of us traumatized by goats as children

Make Your Own Punk Music
  - Use your keyboard and create your very own screaming, foul mouthed punk song!
Someone's Stealing My Letters!
  - Drag the letters around to make your own words, along with everyone else...no letter is safe.
Movies Filmed In Your Town
  - Find out what movies where filmed in your neighborhood.
Tupac Meets Barney
  - Seeing as how you can never read puppets lips anyway....(probably a good idea to turn your sound down if you're at work....)

Ghost or Computer Graphics?
  - Those with a heart condition, don't click here....and to everyone else, apologies in advance, but I couldn't pass it up...
Indecent Proposal-Priceless
  - My dad has a sense of humor and all...but he also has guns, and I don't mean the ones on his arms.
Prank Emails
  - One of my fave's from Shizzy and his 'prank emails'.
Driver's License Test
  - If only the real thing was this hard, I might not have to yell as many profanities as I do on my way to work every day.
Tricks of the Trade
  - The stuff they don't teach you on how to make your job easier...
The Masturbation List
  - (NSFW) All 1,045 terms for it....and counting!
Truth In Advertising
  - This probably applies to most professions...at least the work place dynamics...
Do The Lynndie!
  - Browse and submit you're own 'Lynndie' renditions (If you have no clue who that is, don't worry, you'll know as soon as you see the pic on the front page)...

The University of Nigeria
  - Enroll in their classes today and you could join the many successful alumni from all over the world!
The Virgin Game
  - Can you spot the virgin? Or is your Gaydar more up to par?
The Microsoft 'R&B' Hit Wizard
  - That's right, you too can create an R&B hit thanks to the helpful folks over at Microsoft...
Bug Me Not
  - One of THE most useful sites in the world. You know how certain websites make you log-in with their free registration crap? (Like www.nytimes.com for instance) Enter 'Bug Me Not', the answer to all our prayers.

Amazon.com Customer Recommendations
  - The customer recommendations for people who bought 'The Best of David Hasselhoff'... Man I love the internet!
Measurection.com
  - A site devoted to discussing a mans length....at length...complete with polls, advice and a forum... Go ahead, see how you measure up.... Or how you don't...;-)
Fun With Spammer/Scammers
  - You know those 'Nigerian' email spam things you get or hear about? Well revenge is sweet.... (the link goes to one of the more amusing incidences, but they are all funny...)

The Gender Genie
  - Not only do you throw like a girl, you may also WRITE like a girl! Well, maybe, maybe not, but go ahead and see if the 'Genie' can tell you the sex of the author.
Statue Molesters
  - Because sometimes those statues are just asking for it...
Sound Mixer
  - You never know....you could be the next Paul Oakenfold! OK, doubt that but mine didn't sound half bad!
The Shitty Tipper Database
  - Find out which of your fav celebs tips like, well...shiat
Office Trashcan Bball
  - Practice your free throws at the office, without pissing off the boss and the cleaning crew.

Baldwinization Centers of America
  - Dedicated to making your dream of looking like one of the Baldwin brothers, a reality...
How Much Gold Is In Goldschlager
  - I've often wondered if panning for Gold in Goldschlager would be a good career move...
Nuke The Hamptons
  - Apparently someone has some issues...perhaps a distraught Lizzie Grubman victim?
The Real Hussein II
  - Guess who's back???
From the FOX News Ooops file
  - Good editing: Exposed breast is blurred. Bad editing: The 'penetration' is not.
2004 Miss Georgia Sex Offenders
  - The results are in and this years winners of the Miss Georgia Sex Offenders pageant would make for quite the group picture.

Mind Guard
  - Phew, I can finally surf the net and not worry about 'them' trying to control my mind!
Pooh Porn
  - No! Not THAT kind....Geezus, get your filthy mind out of the gutter...!
Ripley 'the cat's' Blog
  - That I find this even a little amusing is a bit scary.However, Ripley is proving to me that my dog is indeed, very lazy;-)
A cool look at Zip Codes
  - Incidentally, did you know that Holtsville, NY has the lowest numerical zip code?

Fundrace-Neighbor Search
  - Find out which candidate your neighbors support...and how MUCH they support them.
Guess the TV Show or Movie
  - See if it can guess which TV Show or Movie you're thinking of...I almost managed to stump it on 'The Goonies' but it came through at the last minute...
People vs. GOD
  - Has he injured you? Join the class action law suit led by the The Law Offices of McMurtrey and Schwartz.
Viagraholics Anonymous
  - Can't decide if its 'real' or not, but it sure is amusing....especially faq #'s 3 & 10
Seinfeld Scripts
  - Yada, yada, yada....every single script to all 180 shows.
Fido Will Guess Your Number
  - I don't know how, and I'm too lazy to try and work out the math...but it works!

The HUH Corporation
  - They run their company like many others, but at least they openly admit it!
The Mattress Trash Authority
  - Street mattress galleries...because I mean really, who can't get enough pictures of old dirty mattresses?
The Heckle Depot
  - Ahhhh...baseball time again...and in case you need some help heckling, well, here ya go!
Fuck
  - Perhaps the most diverse word in the English language.
Rate My Mullet
  - For your sake, I hope you don't have an entry to post...
World Wide Flush July 31,2004
  - we're all going to flush our toilets. Apparently the consequences of everyone doing it at the same time has been plaguing the minds of some, really, really bored people.
Who Would Buy That?!
  - A collection of some of the more, "odd" things that go up for auction/sale on the internet. Yes...very odd.
Pee Mail
  - Send someone an animated message....in yellow....by an Eskimo...I'm sure they'll be delighted!

Malicious Bitches
  - Apparently bitches can be malicious which I'm not sure is better or worse than Heartless Bitches of course I'm neither one, but hey now, we can't all be as fabulous as me now can we?..;-)
555-????
  - Every phone number ever heard on Tv and the movies. Apparently people have a lot of spare time. Not me of course..;-)
Your Taste in Music Sucks
  - Go ahead....enter anything...It sucks and he'll tell you why.
Iraqi Idol
  - Congratulations! You're going to Baghdad!

600,426,974,379,824,381,952
  - That's how many ways there are to spell Viagra, that's quite an e-mail filter list..
Me....backwards
  - TSZ as seen from a mirrors point of view.
Imaginary Girlfriends
  - Shiat, I'll be your imaginary girlfriend for $45... Wait no, I'm premium pu&&y make that $100.
When Memes Collide
  - Forget Worlds....look what happens when 'Memes' collide. Damn it! Now I have Powerman 5000s song in my head....
Edward 40 Hands
  - I was actually a witness (but not a contestant) to the game while in Chicago. My best friend was one of the first to finish....and then she even did a 'puke and rally'. What a trooper.
Hands-Free Nose Picker
  - I drove past about 10 people who could have used this today...

The Tourette's Translator
  - There are others here but I found the Tourette's one the best... Wa wa wa one ti ti ticket ta ta ta to h h hellllll puh puhlease.
Get Your Virginity Back
  - Whew! Now I really won't be lying... Hmmm, I wonder if I can buy certificates in bulk?
Naked Text
  - If these chicks are making money this way then I'd be a fricking millionaire!
'Bobbit'tized, Nam Style
  - So another guy gets his penis chopped off...big deal..but where this happened makes me laugh...
Communicating With Deaf Hookers
  - Make sure the next time you're with a deaf hooker, there's no misunderstandings.
Pictures, ASCII Style
  - Ever want to know what a picture looks like in ASCII? Well, neither did I, but I look pretty hot for a bunch of letters and numbers huh?
Relation Sh!t
  - The stuff you never learned about the opposite sex...Perhaps this information will be helpful for your next time. Oh, and "YOO HOO, GUYS over here! ahem ( *take notes*) ahem

Simon Swears
  - And updated/mature version of the 'Simon Says' game....I sucked at this game when I was a kid and apparently I still suck at it.
Smurfs-The Lost Episode
  - NFW and also Not for anyone who doesn't want to see your favorite childhood cartoon in a completely different 'light'..;-)...
The AOLer Translator
  - U 2 CAN TYPA LIEK A COMPL3TE MORON1!111 OMG WTF LOL!!
Dude - You're Switching to Apple
  - One of the funnier parody ads I've seen...and I don't even have an Apple!
Hey Guys, A Ride in a FIAT Never Looked So Fun
  - Ya gotta love foreign commercials. They know sex sells.....especially oral....;-)

How Much $ Would It Take
  - for you to kill a puppy with your own hands? (As a dog lover myself, I’'d like to know how much I’'d get for shoving my foot straight up the ass of that chick wearing the beret)
Internet Mammograms
  - It was just a matter of time before they'd be available via the net. Now all us ladies can breathe a sigh of relief!
6 Degrees to Kevin Bacon
  - The Wahoos (well at least their Computer Science dep.) show us the quickest route to Mr. Bacon...or anyone else for that matter.
Jackin World
  - That's right fellas! A web site devoted to masturbation! It was a toss up between putting this link here or the WTF link, but I did find it strangely entertaining....but I wasn't taking notes....cause I'm a girl...duh!

Neil Armstrong's Real First Words
  - That whole 'One small step for man' stuff is all lies...this is what was really said.
Non-Surgical Memory Eraser
  - Can't believe you slept with that guy? Want to forget the affair your wife had? Now you can, thanks to these people. And be sure and watch their commercial..
Commercials I Hate
  - Considering that the vast majority of commercials suck, Nate breaks it down for us. On another note, I happened to click on the date nate link and I scored a 7+, so I guess that means we're getting married? Or not..;-)
The Real Hussein
  - Would the Real Hussein Please Stand Up.
Spoof Ads
  - Photoshopped ad spoofs...link goes to one of my favorites...
Dr. Phil's
  - Random quote generator... although I'm quite sure he's uttered some of these 'wtf' quotes on his show.

Baby Smasher
  - And you thought those things were changing stations...
Big Shocker
  - I'm not sure what's funnier, the item itself or the entire first entry definition for it...
Zero Sex Life
  - It must suck to be a guy, I mean not that I WOULD or DO, but finding a guy to have sex with me is about as hard as finding free porn on the internet.

Ernie's House
  - of Whoop Ass. I've linked to the main page because his whole site has good sh!t and I couldn't decide on just one!
Mr. Picasso Head
  - Sort of like what Mr. Potato Head may have looked like if its creator was on acid, or something..
Butch Beyonce
  - (click the .wmv link) Some 'boys' getting 'crazy right now'. Its just funny, the rest of their site looks good too...
You Are Lame!
  - This holiday season, give someone the gift of a personalized webpage telling them just how lame they are.

50 shekel
  - Listen up biatches. 50 cent ain't got notin' on dis Hebrew Homeboy up in here YO! err, I mean OY!...
Fetal Steve
  - I'd ask Steve for a date, but the phrase 'robbing the cradle/womb' comes to mind. Talk about creative minds...
Super Greg
  - Glad to know we inspire the youth in other countries to want to be "cool" just like us. Perhaps him and ILL Mitch should get together.
Molested Cars
  - More like violently raped and sodomized, at least that's how I'd describe the vast majority of molested cars around here.

All Your Favorite Celebrities!
  - Of course that silly little inmate number might be in the way. I'm pretty sure at least some of these come from The Smoking Gun where there are more, but a good place to start, anyway..
Learn to Dance!
  - Who says white men can't dance?
Sexuality
  - Everything you ever wanted to know about sex. Men, please see Getting Started With G-Spot Play first. Cause no matter what you think about your skills in this area, trust me, we're good fakers.

The Sex Glossary
  - The member submissions are some of the most disturbing/amusing. BE SURE to check out the Foreplay Primer main page....this goes double for you men...
FvckedSports
  - Much like, Badjocks.com This site will keep you updated to all the fvcked up news in the world of sports...And there's plenty
PORNOlize
  - Need more porn?! And who doesn't....turn any website into a porn site with the pornolizer. Here is TSZ, porno style (NFW, sorta)
Why Did The Chicken
  - Cross the Road? Depends on who you ask...
Peeing Mexicans
  - Took me a second, but then, hilarity ensued
Black People Love Them
  - Sally and Johnny are popular with the black people, or so they'd like to believe...funny stuff.

Hollywood is Calling?
  - Just $29.95 and I get a "celebrity" to call me for 30 seconds?! The word 'celebrity' is being used loosely here.....
The F-word Lawyer
  - Damn, if this guy had only been around all those times I used the F-word in front of my parents.....
Racial Slur Database
  - With 2,062 and counting, no group is left out here..
Blowjob Counter
  - Not sure how they get this data........ (sort of NSFW)....Hope my parents aren't seeing this.....

Meet An Inmate
  -Are you looking for that special someone? Perhaps you can find them here but Gold Teeth
  - Perhaps these would go well with your 22" spinning rims and/or 64 Impala
Teacher Reviews
  - None of my profs are here, but sheesh, some of these teachers must seriously suck. Funny reviews...I wonder if profs gave extra credit for students who kissed their ass.

Despair
  - You know those 'motivational' posters? These aren't them, they're 100 times better.
T-Shirts That Suck
  - Well, actually I think they're pretty freaking funny....
Dialect Survey
  - Incredibly interesting...but I've never referred to a drive-through liquor store as a 'brew thru' (#118)
Bridgestone Tires
  - Funniest Bridgestone Tires commercial ever (Windows Media)
Drivers Ed
  - FINALLY, a drivers ed I can relate to!
Rejection Line
  - Ever meet someone at a bar & they ask for your number but you give them a fake one? Make sure they know it wasn't a 'mistake'...Don't live in NY? The site lists 'copycat' numbers for various cities. Check out the 'recordings' page, too funny.

Sex Position Master
  - Thanks to 'Mens Fitness' magazine, this handy site will find the best sexual position for you based on your wants and needs. And GUYS, on that 'G-Spot' question, you'd better choose 'maximum'! -BTW, this site is not for the kids!
Engrish
  - What Japanese people speak when they try and speak English
Masturbation Synonym Generator
  - Tired of the same ol masturbation euphemisms? And who isn't...I mean 'Spanking the monkey' is sooooo 1980s. Don't worry, find a new one here!
A Dictionary for the times
  - So THAT's what H to the Izzo means! Pseudo dictionary with everything from 'babydaddy' to 'manrape', funny ass shiznitz!
Insanity Test
  - Make sure your sound is on, and yes, I'm insane...apparently
Say It
  - Yes, make sure the sound is on, and listen carefully to the words, really carefully.

What's Wrong?
  - Make sure your sound is on, see if you can find what's wrong with this picture. Don't worry, you'll find it
Tard Dance
  - Well if the owner of this site is going to hell, then I guess linking to it assures me a spot too.
L Jo is in the hizzouse
  - This be pimping yo! This is so funny, I may have to permanently change the TSZ homepage to this version, here in 'Pimp'...look at whitehouse.gov too, brilliant I tell ya, brilliant!
Drinking Guide
  - Nicely done drink list site, complete with top requests and all. ME? I'm an Appletini kinda gal.
Drink List
  - Yes, another one, but it is quite some list, alphabetized too!
Drinking Games
  - In case getting drunk isn't fun enough, perhaps some drinking games will help

SEX
  - OK, so now you're drunk and full, why not kill two birds with one stone and burn calories during sex?! This guide on the amount of calories burned during various sex acts can help you achieve your maximum potential.
This Shiznit is off the Hook
  - Another dialect changer site. Quite possibly the funniest tool for the internet yet. Here's what this Spin Zone page would look like in 'Jive'
Songs from Commercials
  - Nothing funny here, just a great site for finding that song from that commercial.....you know, the one that goes....
Fvcked Company.com
  - The first place you'll read about ANY big news with companies. And a little footnote here, I read some article about the guy who runs this site, nicknamed Pud. I found him to be quite attractive, I wrote him, he didn't write me back, so obviously he doesn't have good taste in women, but he does have a great site
Insults for Everyone!
  - If ya need help insulting someone, don't fear, this site will provide you with just the right words
Screw the language barrier!
  - Just cause they don't speak English, doesn't mean you can't tell em to Fvck Off...in their OWN language!