Welcome to the Barack Obama interpretive campaign official webpage. Interpreting his actions to expose the horrible "truths" about his political platform.

Barack Obama supports people erecting statues of him.

Barack Obama supports not remaining in his seat.

Barack Obama supports pretending to be black.

Barack Obama supports shouting, 'I'm the KING OF THE WORLDDDDDDD!'.

Barack Obama supports people from 'the wrong side of the tracks' as long as they stay on the other side.

"So Barack, what's your first order of business if you're elected?".

Barack Obama supports showing off his ballet moves.

Barack Obama supports pretending to be a cowboy.

Barack Obama supports TERRORISTS!! (Go Cubs).

Barack Obama supports stepping in dog poop.

Barack Obama supports finding out which hotel room to meet the hookers in.

Barack Obama supports using fat people as tables.

Barack Obama supports drinking straight from the bottle.

Barack Obama supports making grown men cry.

Barack Obama supports taking part in impromptu Kumbaya performances.

Barack Obama supports giving Kumar a day job.

'So Barack, you think you made the right choice with that Joe guy?'.

And of course:
John McCain's interpretive campaign official webpage
Joe Biden's interpretive campaign official webpage
Sarah Palin's interpretive campaign official webpage

In the interest of conformity, I've elected to design the pages the same way as the others....
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