Self explanatory, but just in case you're still not sure....these are previous TSZ, What the F%$K links of the moments. These take you to various web sites on the internet that lead one to say, What the F%$K is this?
Modest Homeschooling Christian Clothing Aside from having the longest URL ever, the ladies at 'Lydia of Purple' want to custom sew you clothing so that you can enjoy the peace that comes from knowing that you are dressed pleasing to G-d...Pleasing to anyone else? Not so much.
Mommy Janes Playpen Mommy Jane is eager to babysit for you, but only if you're 20 or older. Need a diaper change? She's more than happy to do it for you...in fact, she's seems to be more than happy to do ANYTHING to you, including taking you out in public.
the Goddess Bunny By far one of the most disturbing videos I've seen...no, it's not a little kid, yes, it's a man, and no, I have absolutely no idea why...
Fetus/Unborn Baby Ornament Now you'll have the chance to own your very own fetus replica ornament to proudly display for all to see...the machine gun makes such a nice touch....and satire or not, it's a real product so, um....WTF?
MilkmenFathers Who Breastfeed. Just those three words are enough to make me say...WHAT.....THE....F%$K. And yes, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
Brian Peppers All I can say is that it's no wonder why this guy is a convicted sex offender.....and just in case....here's the Full Size Peppers Pic And as if that wasn't wtf enough....here is a side by side comparison with Michael Jackson and one with Mr. Peepers.
Happy Sabrina Webcam This link was sent from a TSZ reader and it is most certainly a WTF... It's webcam of a person with a fake head that just sits there in front of a web cam...doing things...getting undressed, changing outfits...I honestly don't know how to describe this but there's an entire site for this "chick" and I say "chick" because word is that it's a guy! As if it wasn't freakish enough already.
Mr and Mrs. Berlin Wall Ya know I've certainly seen my share of odd relationships...but this one HAS to be the most bizarre...more so because it's not a joke, and this chick is serious and seriously in love with her husband, The Berlin Wall.
Pierced Eyeglasses I can only hope this is a joke...I mean sure, I don't wear glasses so maybe I can't appreciate fully the idea of having glasses actually pierced to my face...but come on...WTF?
Tampon Doll Just in case us ladies want a daily reminder of the fun we have coming up at the end of the month, here's a nice soft giant stuffed toy. I can only assume that a man....a very twisted man, came up with this brilliant idea.
Pierced Leg Nipple It's freaky enough that a nipple actually grew on the back of his leg from this skin graft....but then he had to go and pierce it...?
Periods 101 This appears to be an old (60s? 70s?) film explaining what 'periods' are. I wish this was a joke...but it's not...
Extreme Kidnapping If your life has come to this as a means of entertainment, then I think you need to get a new one...
Skate Stoppers Tired of skateboarders and rollerbladers f%&king up your nice curbs and handrails? Nothing says 'lawsuit' like putting one of these babies on them. Seriously, is this actually a real problem?
Own Your Very Own Piece of NYC! Well its garbage anyway. No really, for $25 you can own garbage taken straight from the trash cans of New York City. They won't even leak or smell...wtf (WHO THE F%$K) orders this garbage? No pun intended...
Voyage to Our Hollow Earth That's right, for just $18,950 ($32,215 if you want your own room) you can go to the center of the earth! I don't know who's got more mental problems, the guy who intends to 'lead' this 'expedition' or the people who actually sign up for it.
Mind Controlling Neighbors My friend came upon this complaint while looking for the square footage of her old apartment...How 'Pedro' made it this far in life is beyond me.
Flatulence Odor Control OK...if you need this then A) You have problems and B) Stay far.....FAR away from me!
Male Chastity Belts I guess some guys just need extra help keeping things under wraps...although I'm thinking this would be a good form of punishment for cheating husbands...(NSFW)
Japanese Vending Machines Scroll down to the last item...I had no idea that used school girl panties were in such demand...
The 'Smart Klamp' The latest technology in circumcision. The three smiling boys on the left seem a bit out of place....as does the fact that the 'Smart Klamp' even comes in adult sizes...
Woman Give Birth To A Frog...Now either this is a medical miracle or the more likely choice, totally and completely disgusting. Now see? THAT'S why I don't swim in public pools.
Manties...This is probably the only time in my life where I would rather see a guy in a thong. I can't believe I just said that, but then I can't believe any guy would ever wear 'manties'...
Hamster Porn...NSFW (If you're a hamster) Otherwise, it's just a bit disturbing/amusing depending on how you look at it...and apparently the camera man looks at it plenty...wtf?!
The 'Brief Safe'...Who needs a safe when you can deter would be thieves with dirty underwear....the 'smell' is extra...
Female Mask Page...I wish I could give a better description of what this site is, but as far as I can tell there are quite a few people (I think male and female) who have some sort of fetish with female masks...I'll probably have nightmares thanks to the image galleries.
Restore Your Foreskin...I'm not sure what's more disturbing....that guys actually want to do this, the step-by-step instructions, or the 'Hall of Fame' gallery.... No, no...probably the gallery, but judging by the poor English, I'm hoping, at least, these whack jobs don't live anywhere near me...
The 'Diva' Cup?...Um, yeah, well, I'm not sure that I'd call myself a 'diva' but I can pretty much guarantee you that there isn't a diva on the planet who would opt to use this instead of a tampon....
See Me Rot...With all the 'web cams' around, I guess this one was bound to happen...um...yeah...or something.
Conjoined Twin Dolls...I don't usually link to ebay things, but seriously, siamese twin dolls?! The detailed description makes it all the more 'WTF?' worthy.
Human to Horse Transformation...For those of you who have always wanted your very own pony...now you can! Through science, religion or even magic you can BECOME the pony. I'd say this was a joke...no, actually I wouldn't, I'd say this highly disturbing because its NOT a joke....
It/She/He...I’m not sure how to describe this/it/her/him... I will say that my gag reflex is working overtime though...
Reusable Tampons....Ya know when I think of ways to be cost-effective, buying 'reusable' tampons has never occurred to me. Especially by using 'sea sponges'...ughhh
Tampon Angel Ornament....now I'm all for creativity, but I gotta tell ya, making ornaments out of tampons never crossed my mind...although I guess we should all be thankful that they used new rather than used tampons...ok, that was an unpleasant mental picture...ughhhh.
'Handy' Help....for all you men out there. And just in case the illustrations don't help, here's the babelfish English translation....
Make your very own tail....complete with detailed instructions, pictures and graphs. And yes, he's serious.
Dolphin Sex....and I don't mean between two dolphins. No, really, WHAT THE F%$K?!
And you thought all that diseased skin from your Athletes Foot was gonna go to waste?! No! Feed it to your Venus Fly-trap, and then, UM, scan the skin for the world to see...or, um, something....
Talk About F-ed Up Mom's Quite possibly the worlds most fvcked up attempt to get your kids to study more
Anti-masturbation equipment Um....yea... I'm sure you men will particularly enjoy thinking about item #AM02..You know what, that's not even funny, I take that back, it hurts me to think about and I'm a girl
Neuticles Testicular implants......for your pets. I'm not sure whether to call the ASPCA or Bellevue...
Elective Amputation? The scariest thing is that this isn't a joke.... be sure and check the Symptoms to look out for... All I can say is WTF?!
27" biceps? I mean I'm a girl and don't really know much about bicep measurements, but I can assure you that this guys arms might just be the most disturbing looking ever
JESUS is looking for a date No, really, Jesus is looking for the perfect woman (but since I'm not looking to date him, I guess a close to perfect woman will have to suffice) to date...and FYI after doing a whois lookup, I can now report to you that Jesus is alive and well and living in Virginia! p.s. I'm still not sure if this guy is for real....for his sake, I hope not
Help Michael Find A Girlfriend I think that I, however, am going to have to pass on the offer.....
The Geezer Squeezer I'm not really sure what to say except....I guess being a girl has its advantages?
Female Security Device The thought, "Maybe you are hanging out with the wrong people" comes to mind.