What Your Car Says About You:

Please let me preface this by saying that while I believe these statements to be factual, they are somewhat based on personal experience, so they are going to be a bit skewed, well at least some of them. This is just a small list, by the way, and I've kept it to the newer models for the most part, cause there's way too many to do all of em, maybe some other time. I have also left out SUVs & Trucks (with the exception of the Hummer & I guess the Honda Element) because SUV drivers are a whole other story and I don't feel like going off on them right now, perhaps later. If you have any suggestions or cars you'd like to add, please let me know.

You'll notice a few new entries that share a common 'saying'... now hopefully my friends will feel special and not left out, even if there wasn't anything witty to say about their car...;-)

***BTW - If you came here looking for spinning rims, or something to that effect, then go to my page just for you.***

	Toyota 4-Runner	My sister rules this earth. She is perfect in every way.
	Audi - A4	I'm perfect in every way, I'm gorgeous, I'm a genius, I should be the ruler of the world.(updated, cause now it's for 2005's..;-)
	Pontiac G6	I love Oprah...P.S. Thanks for the car!
	International CXT	Up yours Hummer! NOW whose got the most pointless, ugly, 'you couldn't ignore me if you tried' SUT/SUV/POS on the road!
	Scion	I'm blind....but the dealer told me this car looked awesome! (Seriously people, if any of you drive one of these, no..., there's no way anyone reading my site would drive a car as ugly as this....so never mind).
	Chevrolet SSR	Being that I thought I'd look cool driving this car, obviously this isn't the only short yellow vehicle I've ever driven in.
	Mercedes-Benz - G-Class	I'm the shiznit, have a yellow lab and have great taste in friends. OR I used to have a Hummer, until they became affordable for the common folk, but damn it! I have money and I want to drive an ugly, pointless, attention-getting car!
	Land Rover	I wanted a Range Rover, but I couldn't afford one. But I have great taste in friends!
	Nissan Altima	I have great taste in friends!
	Nissan 350z	I have great taste in friends!
	BMW 5-series	I have great taste in friends!
	Audi RS6	My eldest daughter rules this earth, she is perfection.
	Toyota Camry	I have many interests. Driving isn't one of them.
	Subaru Baja	I'm having an identity crisis....plus I like ugly cars, so this one seemed perfect
	Yugo	I graduated from Arizona State!
	Aztek	Much like Element drivers.....I like ugly cars
	IROC	I Reek Of Cologne (I know, that's an old one, but I saw an IROC today and the guy driving it couldn't have fit that description any better if he tried.
	Excursion	You mean this is a car? I was wondering why my boat kept sinking....
	Vans	'Hi little girl, would you like some candy? Why don't you hop in my van here and I'll show you something really special!"
	Minivans	I have young kids...(no one else should have one, if you do, you have problems)
	Mazda - Miata	I want to commit suicide and it was down to this or blindfolding myself and walking across the freeway. OR The Mini was just too masculine.
	Mini - Cooper	I idolize Mr. Bean. OR... I couldn't decide between this and a Miata...*see above
	Cadillac - Escalade	I'm a famous athlete. (This goes double if ya have 22" spinning rims and quadruple if you and your Cady were recently featured on MTV Cribs) ~~Click the spinning rims for more spinning rims~~
	Any Cadillac sedan	I'm old (and/or) I can't drive.
	Honda Element	I like ugly cars.
	Lincoln - Town Car	I'm old (and/or) I can't drive. or I'm a chauffeur.
	Hummer H2	I wanted a Ford Expedition, but I figured that seeing as how I don't have any qualities about me that anyone finds interesting, I thought I'd by a car that makes people look even if they don't want to (and/or) I'm about as intimidating as Emmanuelle Lewis so I just hope people see my car and don't mess with me (and/or) I'm a soccer mom (and/or) I couldn't be any more trendy if I tried.
	Jaguar - X type	I have no money or taste in cars, but I wanted to attempt to look like I did so I bought this in hopes that the 'Jaguar' name would do it for me.
	Ford - Crown Victoria	I'm a cop OR I'm old (and/or) I can't drive.
	Porsche - Boxster	I'm homosexual. (Well I have to assume so, I mean, why else would my ex have broken up with me?)
	Mercury - Grand Marquis	I'm old (and/or) I can't drive.
	Bentley - Arnage	I'm looking for a girl that I can spend lots of money on, preferably one named Lauren.
	Aston Martin - Vanquish	I'm looking for a girl that I can spend lots of money on, preferably one named Lauren.
	Hummer - H1	Please see description for the H2 and add to it, I have more money and I'm twice as pathetic.
	Chevrolet - Corvette	I like to try and impress people by having this car, even though it's a piece of sh!t.