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"The first step in solving a problem....is admitting that you are one."
.....Just some friendly advice.
Celebrispin Headlines as of:
10:13 am PDT
Britney Spears: Pregnant or just eating a ton of her dad's cooking? You decide!
Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi getting married while the gettin's good
Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson stop having random sex with each other
Claudia Schiffer stars as TOPLESS CATWOMAN
UPDATE: Kim Kardashian? Bikini? Showering?! WHOOPEE!
Brit, Mel & the Robyn Who Rules the Roost
And Starring ... Audrina's Boobs!
Godfrey Goes Greek on Suge's Ass
Casey Washes Away His Sins
Salma Hayek's Billion Dollar Baby
Politispin Headlines as of: 10:13 am PDT
An Israeli Journalist's Take on Christian Zionism
'It's All Politics': NPR's Weekly News Roundup
Updating the Patriots' Spygate Scandal
'Haditha Massacre' Dramatized in New Film
Who Is Kentucky? A Primary Tour in Black and White
California Overturns Same-Sex Marriage Ban
Republican Sit-Out Stalls War Funding in House
Southern Political Expert: Tide Turns for Democrats
JUST UPDATED (5-3): The Spin Zone, 'WHAT THE F%$K' Link of the moment...
Japanese Bug Fights
I debated on whether this should go here, or goodsh!t but watching bugs fight each other... in a ring... to the death... most of them completely unevenly matched, is way more disturbingly WTF than it is funny...
Fri May 16, 2008
Guess who?!??!?!? That's right...still alive and kickin....been a crazy time for me so yeah, TSZ suffered but there be hope for me yet ;) Actually just got back from Australia (my cousin got married) but here's the funniest thing that happened...and my sister is probably going to kill me but she's lucky to be alive given the fact that I had to sit on a plane for 20 hours with her son...who is 2...and loud. So anyway, my nephew is in the 'copying' phase right now...so he repeats whatever he hears or whatever you tell him to say. Knowing this, and being as immature as I am (and my cousins apparently) one day we had him repeating, 'Mommy Gay!....Mommy Gay!.....' over and over again and when my sister returned from wherever she was my nephew showed off his new words. Needless to say my sister was pissed as hell but I figured it was payment for having to hear him scream all the way from Singapore to Adelaide. My mom too takes me aside and gives me a lecture about how I need to 'act like a grownup' etc etc...
So by the end of the trip my sister and I had reverted back to when we were teenagers with all our arguing (well, ask anyone who knows us and they'll tell you we never really stopped...but anyhow) we were about to board the plane from Perth to Singapore and my mother had gone to look for something in the lounge and my sister gets aggravated because we're supposed to be boarding and my mom's not there so, while holding my nephew she says, 'FUCK!' well with out skipping a beat my nephew yells, 'FUCK!....FUCK!...' The look on my sister's face was priceless...especially given everyone within 10' heard including a woman sitting next to us who didn't know what to do. Now when I hear this what do I do? Well I laugh obviously...cause it's funny....and my sister is pale as a ghost and quite horrified but immediately she gets pissed at ME for laughing...because the more I laugh, the more he my nephew says it and I can't help myself from laughing cause, well, I'm immature. So she's pissed at me for 'encouraging' the behavior yada, yada yada... So we get to Singapore and we're sitting in the lounge waiting for our flight home to L.A. and I was telling my mom all about the new word my sister taught my nephew and of course this just gets my sister more mad but blah, blah blah...so mym mom can't find something and says, 'Shit''...and without skipping a beat my nephew goes, 'SHIT!...SHIT!....' and what can I do but laugh. So the more I laugh the more he repeats it and my sister and mother look horrified and get mad at ME again...for laughing because the more I laugh, the more he says it...
So I felt it necessary to point out to my mom and sister that 'Mommy Gay' doesn't sound so bad now...and I further point out that even with my potty mouth, I never got my nephew to utter a bad word...and in the span of a few hours, thanks to my sister and my mother, he had now added the words FUCK and SHIT to his limited vocabulary.
Well, there are other stories but this one makes me laugh when I'm even thinking about it so I thought I'd share...
I'm going to put up a few photos of our trip including the most amazing airport in the world...complete with a pool, spa and movie theatre so when it is up, it'll be here if ya care :)
Oh...and it's nice to be back, I've missed you all :)
....yesterday etc